Voicemail :: Pixie Dust.

[beautiful_boc]

"Oh, erm, uh, hel-hello? This is the....voicemail?...for Pixie Dust. If you've any questions about the shop, its operations, current stock or tailoring services, please leave a message and we'll try and get back to you shortly. Thank you very much for your patronage! Have....have a lovely day, as well."

Comments

[doesdoctorstuff]

Yeah, so Navaan had class today, but she wasn't actually following any of the rules, just spinning the wheel and making phone calls. And sometimes not even bothering to spin the wheel.

(Yes, I know you got this same message like nine million times, but it adds context for future-you)

"Hey. Hey you. I like the cut of your jib. I like how you're all skittery. That's hot. We should hook up sometime. Byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee. But like call me. We'll hook up."

[mustbeawitch]

"Sir, I fear you are mistaken, as we have been introduced--or rather, I introduced myself to you, which I realize is not quite proper but it is really quite impossible to maintain proper etiquette here, as I hope you are by now at least beginning to learn! And at any rate I did not invite you to my room, so it would be most improper for you to show up there!

"Oh, but I do have an informative manuscript I made up that I can drop by whenever is convenient for you. Just let me know!"