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Boc the Seamster ([personal profile] beautiful_boc) wrote2024-05-09 02:31 pm

Voicemail :: Pixie Dust.

"Oh, erm, uh, hel-hello? This is the....voicemail?...for Pixie Dust. If you've any questions about the shop, its operations, current stock or tailoring services, please leave a message and we'll try and get back to you shortly. Thank you very much for your patronage! Have....have a lovely day, as well."
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[personal profile] mustbeawitch 2024-06-20 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
"Sir, I fear you are mistaken, as we have been introduced--or rather, I introduced myself to you, which I realize is not quite proper but it is really quite impossible to maintain proper etiquette here, as I hope you are by now at least beginning to learn! And at any rate I did not invite you to my room, so it would be most improper for you to show up there!

"Oh, but I do have an informative manuscript I made up that I can drop by whenever is convenient for you. Just let me know!"