Hello, everyone! Allow me to interrupt your sexy swap and pre-fake vacay shenanigans with a wee little info post about Fandom's soon to be newest resident, Boc the Seamster.
Now,
Elden Ring is an absolutely phenominal game that I have become absolutely obsessed with, filled with all sorts of magnificent demigods, mighty warriors, fantastical and grotesque creatures....and of course, the one that I wanted to app the most was the weird squishy little monkey-rat NPC who alters your clothes.
( I was pushed out of the cave. Told not to come back, not ever. Then I ended up as a tree.... )There really isn't
much to Boc, really, and I'll likely have you all exposed to a randomly talking tree in the park for a little bit until someone finally manages to get him to turn back (my indecisive mind is going back and forth on a few amusing options, but if anyone would like to
volunteer to free him from his tree state, that saves me the trouble of having to
actually poke someone, the horrors!) into himself, but, yeah, that's the basics on Boc! Nervous little rat-monkey-dog, humbly at your service!
Questions, comments, gifs, topically appropriate Prattling Pates, all, of course, welcome, but keep your goddamn Larval Tears to
yourself.
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